nintendo’s press conference tomorrow: “smash is cancelled”
It’s just going to be 15 minutes of Sakurai sitting in a chair crying while your parents scald you for upsetting him.
Imagine a muppet, like Kermit, who looked exactly the same outside (felt skin, plastic eyes, etc.) but the inside of their mouths where realistic. Real flesh, real saliva, real functioning tongue, real teeth.
This thought gives me nightmares.